California vs. Malbork

California

The Golden State. Home to Hollywood and the Silicon Valley. Produces 80% of the world's almonds. What a great state. Although these days its major cities of Los Angeles and San Francisco are full of drug addicts who poop in the streets. That's too bad :(

Malbork

Malbork is a small city in northern Poland, but what makes it stand out is its enormous, medieval brick castle—one of the largest in the world. Built in the 13th century by the Teutonic Knights, the castle was more than just a fortress; it was the headquarters of a powerful religious and military order that controlled vast territories in the region. Today, Malbork Castle is a UNESCO World Heritage Site and a must-see for history lovers, with its towering walls, grand halls, and a fascinating museum that showcases medieval artifacts, weapons, and amber craftsmanship. Walking through its courtyards and chambers, you get a real sense of what life might have been like in the Middle Ages. The city itself is located along the Nogat River, about an hour’s drive from Gdańsk. While Malbork is mostly known for its castle, it has a peaceful, small-town charm. The streets are lined with trees, there are cozy cafés and restaurants serving Polish food, and you can still see traces of the city’s P...

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Reviewed on 4/23/2024

This is where all my almond milk and weed comes from! Love Cali! :)

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Drug addicts poop in the streets1
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